MY SON HIT ME 30 TIMES IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE… SO THE NEXT MORNING, WHILE HE WAS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE, I SOLD THE HOUSE HE THOUGHT WAS HIS

were not there visiting.

I answered the fourth ringer.

“Who the hell is in my house?” he shouted.

I lay down in my chair.

Those papers were still drying next to me.

“They are the representatives of the new owner,” I said calmly.

“You shouldn’t make them wait.”

Silence.

Then panic.

“You can’t do this!” he said. “That’s my home!”

I almost smiled.

“My house,” I continue reading …